Friday, July 15, 2005

I am on MC today.

Suffered from a sprained muscle on the shoulder or was it the neck that affected the shoulder?

Never you mind.. anyhow... so painful that I cannot take off my clothes this morning, so i just did not go to work today.

went to Thomson road to look for my Shen yi (miracle doctor) but only to discover she is not opened for business yet. On friday she is only opened at 1pm. *grrrrrrrrrrr* wasted my cab fare.

So i went back home.

Went back to her clinic again at 1Pm, only to see a long queue forming already. waited for a short time before i was called into a room filled with 3 other women. one woman was already taking her top off -.-;;;

later that woman who was in a state of undress, was called to go to another room, and then the doctor came in.

She looked at each of our ailments ( one of the woman was there for weightloss acupuncture) and started on me first. I think my ailment is one of the most common and therefore simplest.

So there I go lie down on the bed, without having to take off my clothes. And one needle after needle, she began inserting to my v frail body.

I lost count after the 11th needle. Soon, she began inserting somemore onto my right hand right in front of my eyes, and then went off a while only to return with a electronic device.

I am feeling faint already at the thought.. after a while, she started clipping onto the needles and sent electric current through the needles into the body.

I think it is kinda sadistic to tell u I pretty much welcome the electric current for it was soothing to the aches on the shoulder blade. But after the stipulated time, and I was still left there on the bed to "rot", it became very uncomfortable.

After that a senior lady came in to remove the needles for me and then starting to ask me remove my top and lie on my stomach.

She began to swiftly remove the bra clasp, push the straps to the side and pour some kind of oil on my back. it seem quite blissful at first until she started to rub each and every part of your back very forcefully.

then she burnt some wool and put some cup-like thingy on your back.. creating those popping sounds. Very painful for the hot air in the glass cups become suction and stick onto your bare back before she pulled them out. PAIN!!!!!!!!

more painful than acupuncture can!

after that the sensei came in and did thehead turning thingie before i was asked to proceed to counter for payment

after that very painful experience I was asked to pay $38 to them for torturing me.

In the end I still have to go to the clinic to get a medical certificate to certify that I am unsuitable for work. Another $40 cos doctor also prescribed painkillers.

Sigh.. my horoscope this month very the zhun.